Stoic Sloth T-Shirt

$29.99 $39.99

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

Size	Chest (in)	Waist (in)	Length (in)
S	34-36	28-30	28
M	38-40	32-34	29
L	42-44	36-38	30
XL	46-48	40-42	31
XXL	50-52	44-46	32

🏍 Built for the Ride, Not the Runway

A tee that disappears once you've got it on. Soft, breathable, enough stretch to move without thinking about it — the kind of shirt you forget you're wearing even when you're three hours into a ride.

👕Gildan Softstyle® 64000
🧑 Unisex fit
🪶 Lightweight fabric
🏍️ Runs true to size

Washing Instructions:

How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt:

Cold water only (hot water is for overachievers)
Turn inside out before washing (protect that graphic you're gonna wear until it falls apart)
Use a gentle detergent - this garment-dyed cotton is chill, keep it that way
First wash might bleed a little, so separate it from your fancy stuff
Tumble dry low or hang dry (air drying = more time for snacks)

Drying Instructions:

Avoid High Heat: Air-drying is best to prevent shrinking and maintain the soft texture.
Tumble Dry Low (Optional): If using a dryer, select a low heat or delicate setting.
Remove Promptly: Take the shirt out of the dryer as soon as it's dry to prevent wrinkles.

Additional Tips:

Avoid using bleach or harsh detergents as they can fade the color.
Do not use fabric softeners, which may affect the fabric's natural softness.
Iron inside out on low heat if needed.

Good Things Take Time (But Not Too Long)

Free shipping, for now. No order Minimum, no fine print.

Orders are typically produced in 1-2 business days and delivered within 2-5 business days after that. Most US orders arrive within a week.

Track it obsessively or forget about it completely, we support both approaches.

Returns:
The "Something Went Wrong" Policy

Look, we want you to love your gear. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we'll make it right - that's on us. Email us at support@stillroadapparel.com within 30days with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a replacement or a full refund. No fuss, no forms, no sending anything back unless we ask

Because every shirt is printed to order - no warehouse, no stock to swap from - we can't offer returns or refunds on sizing choices or change of mind.

So please check the size chart before you order. Our tees run true to size - if you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, simply go up one. Still not sure? email us before your order and we'll help you pick.

We're not a faceless corporation. If something's wrong, just reach out. We're all just trying to enjoy the trail without unnecessary drama.

Policy subject to change, but we'll always keep it reasonable.

Made using ethically grown and harvested 100% US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.

We are proud that they are made of American cotton and made/printed by US businesses.

All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.

What are you getting?

The fabric, is premium cotton. 100% ring-sprung and stitched to survive a road, not just a hanger.

Built for the ride, not the photo.

No performance fabric jargon, no adventure-brand posturing. Just tees made to hold up under a helmet, a jacket, and however many miles you put between yourself and wherever you started. Quality first. Everything else is optional.

A real person. Customer service

Questions get answered by someone who actually rides, not a script. You write. We answer. No tickets, no queues, no "your call is important to us." Just tell us what's wrong.. We'll get back to you.